If I were a girl

this is not ameant to be a pisstake on 'If I were a boy', but I wrote this song because someone I knew really liked 'If I were a boy' so I wanted to write it from a boys perspective, for her, so here it is:

If I were a girl, even just for a night.

I’ld look at the mirror in the evening,

And think, damn I’m hot.

And go drink champayne with the girls.

And flirt with the guys.

I’ld flick it with whoever I wanted,

And I’d never get confronted for it,

Cause they’d defend me.

If I were a girl,

I think I couldn’t understand

How it feels to love a man.

I swear I’ld be a better girl.

I’ld talk to him,

Let him know how much it hurts,

When you loose the one you’ve loved,

Cause she’s taking you for a ride,

And everything you’ve had turns to custard.

If I were a girl,

I couldn’t turn off my phone,

Tell everyone it’s my life,

So they wouldn’t think I wasn’t alone.

I’d put myself first,

And dictate the rules as I go,

Cause, as the boss, I know he’d be faithful,

Sleeping alone, waiting for me to come home.

If I were a girl

I don’t think I could understand,

How it feels to love a man.

I swear I’d be a better girl.

For the actual song, you can see it on this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE57oaVEQZA